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September 27, 2007

Burmese Doesn't Mean You're From Birmingham

The situation in Burma's pretty fucked at the moment - you've got monks wearing sandals and robes getting the shit beaten out of them by soldiers with riot shields and rifles. Add to that, bystanders getting shot and killed (including a journalist now, so it's personal, yo). The support from the public in Burma has been pretty outstanding though - this picture's really inspiring. It really does show that non-violent protest is the best way to do things - if they'd been planting bombs under government officials' cars, they'd have been written off as terrorists and the situation wouldn't have as much attention from the rest of the world. Let's face it - you can't exactly not take notice when monks are getting attacked by soldiers.

September 19, 2007

Immah Chargin' Mah Tazer

Apparently this is what happens if you ask a question to a politician in the US.

You get grabbed by security guards (four, no less) and zapped with a stun gun. As if four people can't hold back one. And the kicker is you even hear Kerry say "That's all right, let me answer his question." I guess this is what happens when you give weapons and a job to people who like hurting people but didn't pass the police entry exam.

September 17, 2007

Halt The Investigation

I know it's not very scientific and all, but come on to fuck, he laughs and touches his ear when he says "sedatives". That's fucking textbook stuff there.

Better be careful though, this is all very hurtful and unhelpful. And India Knight will kick the shit out of us if we're not careful.

September 12, 2007

It's Getting Even Better

If you want to make people think you're innocent of something, you probably shouldn't hire a genocidal dictator's lawyer. It just looks like overkill. Fingers crossed this sticks around though - I love a good (read: bad) conspiracy theory, and this is an absolute gem.

September 08, 2007

This Is Where It Gets Interesting

So the McCanns are now officially suspected of killing their daughter. Is this a case of life imitating art, or what?

September 04, 2007

Face Pollution

I never knew that unemployment was this good. Precisely shit all to do all day but drink tea and listen to very loud music. Ain't it the life.

Also, it turns out that researchers have 'proven' that a rock and roll lifestyle leads to a shorter lifespan. Well, two words decimate their findings - "Keith" and "Richards". But hey, if it rids the world of Amy Winehouse, I'll back this study.